Upstart Crow

Upstart Crow

Gielgud Theatre, London

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Olivier Award winner Sean Foley (The Ladykillers, Jeeves and Wooster and The Miser) will direct a new stage adaptation of the hit BBC comedy Upstart Crow.

Written specifically for the stage by Ben Elton this laugh-out-loud comedy will star David Mitchell (Peep Show, Would I Lie To You?) as William Shakespeare alongside Gemma Whelan (Game of Thrones, Gentleman Jack) as the bards friend and house-keeper Kate.

Upstart Crow is booking until 25 April 2020 at the Gielgud Theatre, London.

What’s the Story?

It is 1605 and England’s greatest playwright is in trouble. King James has been on the throne for two years and Will Shakespeare has produced just two plays, both of which being generally considered to resemble the large semi-flightless birds recently discovered pecking corn and going ‘gobble gobble’ in the New World. Measure for Measure was incomprehensible bollingbrokes by any measure and All’s Well That End’s Well didn’t even end well. Will must lift his game or risk his head. Those who work at the pleasure of the King live in constant fear of his favour. No one has forgotten what happened to Henry VIII’s marriage guidance councillor.

Will desperately needs to come up with a brilliant new plot but he is finding it impossible to focus on finding one. He’s too distracted by family troubles. He’s considering dividing all his lands and property between his jealous, squabbling daughters and, to add to the confusion, two shipwrecked, Moorish, cross-dressing, identical twins have just arrived, separately and unaware of each other, at his door. How the futtock can a Bard be expected to find a plot for a play with all that is going on in the house?

To make matters worse Will’s friend and housekeeper Kate, horrified at the exploitation of showbiz animals for entertainment, has recently ‘liberated’ The Globe Theatre’s prize dancing bear. Kate intends to keep the poor distressed animal in the scullery until she can reintroduce her into the wild, but Mrs Whiskers (who was born to dance) has other plans. You can take the dancing bear out of the theatre, but you can’t take the theatre out of the dancing bear.

Who’s in it? Upstart Crow Cast

The cast is led by David Mitchell (Peep Show, Would I Lie To You?) as William Shakespeare and Gemma Whelan (Game of Thrones, Gentleman Jack) as Kate, alongside Helen Monks as Susanna, Rob Rouse as Bottom, Steve Speirs as Burbage, Mark Heap as Dr John Hall, Danielle Phillips, Jason Callender and Rachel Summers.

Creative Team

Written by Ben Elton with direction from Sean Foley.


‘The most consistently funny comedy since One Man, Two Guvnors’
The Guardian

‘Has the audience cheering within the first ten minutes – this is a really, really fun night at the theatre’
Daily Mirror

‘A hit, a hit, a hit!’
The Independent

‘The laughter is communal and continual. Just the hey nonny-nonny nonsense the doctor ordered’
The Telegraph

‘Shakespeare but actually funny’
Daily Mail

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Venue Information

Gielgud Theatre, 35-37 Shaftesbury Avenue, W1D 6AR
Nearest Tube or Train: Piccadilly Circus (Piccadilly line, Bakerloo line)
Nearest Buses: 14, 19, 38

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