- Venue The Vaults Theatre, London
- Performance dates Booking to 31 May 2026
- Running time 2 hours including interval
- Age guidelines 18+
Ancient Grease Tickets London
A new immersive musical parody of Gods, glamour and and the iconic movie musical.
Ancient Grease is a dirty love-letter to the hit movie musical Grease, re-imagining the iconic characters and setting them amongst the Gods of Mount Olympus. The wine will flow, fate will be re-written, and Grease gets the ending it always deserved.
Packed with intoxicating songs, divine dance numbers, and a cast of celestial beings who burn brighter (and dirtier) than ever before. These Gods are behaving badly and they’re here to bring you the greasiest new musical in town.
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Calling all you dishy Demi-Gods, you’re the ones that we want! Ancient Grease runs from 4 March until 31 May 2026 at The Vaults, Waterloo, London.
What’s the story?
Welcome to Olympus Academy, a high-school where lessons are lustful, lube is essential, and grease is the dirtiest word. Term is about to begin, and this year graduating with the Gods won’t be the only climax.
The Alphas and Omegas are the studs of Olympus, but they’re going to need your help (and possibly a towel). After a fateful summer night, Zeus and Hera are destined to become star-crossed lovers – but when the Fates decide to make things rough, Hera will be forced to choose between Zeus’s thunderbolt and her own explosive desire.
As the Gods writhe and the nymphs jive; we invite you to rev your chariot and lose yourself to the swinging tunes of Ancient Grease. It’s time to disobey The Fates and show them that integrity is the new sexy.
Performance Information
Check booking calendar for full details
- Evenings
- Tuesday
- Wednesday
- Thursday
- Friday
- Saturday
- Matinees
- Saturday
- Group Bookings For groups of 10+ enquire here
Stars and Creatives
Who is in the cast of Ancient Grease?
Starring:
- Christopher Patten-Walker as ARES
- Grace Kelly Miller as ATROPOS
- Lara Beth Sas as CLOTHO
- Lucy Penrose as APHRODITE
- Ollie Thomas Smith as HEPHAESTUS
- Peter Camilleri as ZEUS
- Philippa Leadbetter as HERA
- Safia Bartley as ATHENA
Who are the creative team of Ancient Grease?
- Written by Lady Aria Grey
- Directed by Dan Wye (creator of Séayoncé)
- Produced by Susannah Bond and The Vaults
- Musical Supervision and Track Arrangements by Olivia Zacharia
- Choreography by Lucinda Lawrence
- Set Design by Isabella Van Braeckel
- Lighting Design by Clancy Flynn
- Sound Design by Gabriel Swarbrick
Venue Information
The Vaults Theatre , Launcelot Street, London, SE1 7AD
Nearest Tube or Train: Waterloo
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★★★★ "Gleefully interactive... Ancient Grease is the one that we want" - Broadway World
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