Booking to 29 October 2023
Horrible Histories proudly presents a brand-new brilliant show and Thames river cruise all in one: Horrible Histories Live Onboard! Terrible Thames.
Tremble in terror at the Tower! Sizzle at the Savoy! Give Cleopatra the needle! Be washed away at Westminster! Lose yourself in Lambeth! Get gobsmacked by the Globe! Hold onto your head at London Bridge and escape from Execution Dock!
Take a dive with Horrible Histories into the stories of King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Julius Caesar, the Duke of Wellington, Queen Boudicca, Jack the Ripper and Captain Kidd, in this history of the Thames with the nasty bits left in!
You’ve seen them on stage, now join them onboard, for a sensational sightseeing tour of the River Thames like no other!
Horrible Histories Live Onboard – Terrible Thames! runs from 1 April 2023 until 29 October 2023.
Who is in the cast of Horrible Histories Live Onboard! Terrible Thames?
Neal Foster captains his crew Jake Addley, Rob Cummings, James Elliot, Andrew Franklin, Harriet Munday, Roger Parkins, Harry Sutherland, Dominic Treacy and Nathan Zammit.
Reviews of Horrible Histories Live Onboard! Terrible Thames‘A rip-roaring, riotous sightseeing tour kids and adults will never forget!’ - The Sun
‘A fun, enjoyable, spirited alternative to more po-faced London tourism – may it sail on and on!’ - TimeOut
Performance information is for guidance only. Check booking calendar for details.
Children aged 0-3 go free, if seated on the lap of a parent or guardian. However, please note the tour is best suited for children aged 5 and above.
Gender neutral toilet facilities onboard.
The top deck will always be open to customers to enjoy the amazing sights of London. However in the event of rain the performers will carry out the performance on the lower interior deck, which is fully enclosed with windows so you can also enjoy the sights of London on the Terrible Thames Tour.
Venue InformationTower Bridge Quay, St Katharine's Way, London, E1Q 1LD
Nearest Tube or Train: Tower Hill
Nearest Buses: 100, 108, N551, 42, 78, 343