Horrible Histories: Terrible Thames

Horrible Histories Live Onboard! Terrible Thames Tickets

Tower Bridge Quay, London
Booking to 1 January 2023
Sorry, this show is not currently booking.

Horrible Histories proudly presents a brand-new brilliant show and Thames river cruise all in one: Horrible Histories Live Onboard! Terrible Thames.

Tremble in terror at the Tower! Sizzle at the Savoy! Give Cleopatra the needle! Be washed away at Westminster! Lose yourself in Lambeth! Get gobsmacked by the Globe! Hold onto your head at London Bridge and escape from Execution Dock!

Take a dive with Horrible Histories into the stories of King Henry VIII, Anne Boleyn, Julius Caesar, the Duke of Wellington, Queen Boudicca, Jack the Ripper and Captain Kidd, in this history of the Thames with the nasty bits left in!

You’ve seen them on stage, now join them onboard, for a sensational sightseeing tour of the River Thames like no other!

Horrible Histories Live Onboard – Terrible Thames! is booking until 1 January 2023. 

Reviews of Horrible Histories Live Onboard! Terrible Thames

‘A rip-roaring, riotous sightseeing tour kids and adults will never forget!’ - The Sun
‘A fun, enjoyable, spirited alternative to more po-faced London tourism – may it sail on and on!’ - TimeOut

Show Information

Performance dates
Booking to 1 January 2023
Age restrictions
All ages are welcome, but children under the age of 15 must be accompanied by an adult on board.
Running time
45 minutes
Performance days
Matinees: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Performance information is for guidance only. Check booking calendar for details.

Important Notes

Children aged 0-3 go free, if seated on the lap of a parent or guardian. However, please note the tour is best suited for children aged 5 and above. Gender neutral toilet facilities onboard. The top deck will always be open to customers to enjoy the amazing sights of London. However in the event of rain the performers will carry out the performance on the lower interior deck, which is fully enclosed with windows so you can also enjoy the sights of London on the Terrible Thames Tour.

Venue Information

Tower Bridge Quay, St Katharine's Way, London, E1Q 1LD
Nearest Tube or Train: Tower Hill
Nearest Buses: 100, 108, N551, 42, 78, 343

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