The critics have cracked. And it’s “prognosis negative”!

Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark

Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark

After reporting earlier this week that New York critics were starting to get jumpy about being kept away from Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark at the Foxwoods Theatre in New York, despite the fact that thousands of people have already seen the show, Monday saw the gloves finally come off.

The endlessly postponed official first night, which was to finally be Monday 7 February, was postponed again. This proved too much for critics, including the all-powerful Ben Brantley of the New York Times, and UK critics who had booked their flights and were not going to rebook for anyone!

$65 million dollars is a lot to spend on a musical, and it’s safe to say that the show is nothing less than a phenomenon in the US, but not necessarily for all the right reasons.

The critics who have filed reviews so far did not hold back, with all of the majors we highlight below damning the show in pretty much every regard.

Whether their opinions will mean much to a show that is doing great weekly business at the box-office is hard to say, although much of the hype is built on the injuries and problems that have plagued the show rather than any kind of artistic or entertainment merit.

Book tickets to Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark at the Foxwoods Theatre in New York.