One of the furry characters from Avenue Q has knocked out a new project to keep him busy after the show closes at the Wyndham’s Theatre on 30 October.
Trekkie Monster is releasing a much-needed self help book on a subject close to his… heart, “Masturbation: The Medicine of Life”.
Learning from a master, the 1,500 page book will offer valuable advice and guidance based on decades of careful, clinical and rigorous research.
Trekkie commented, “Me feel that this really digs to the soul of Trekkie. Me believe my techniques will help people and monsters all over the Earth”.
The book is available wherever books are sold*.
*er, possibly not true.