Mock The Week and Sorry I haven’t a Clue comedian Milton Jones is set to tour his brand new show HA!MILTON, which opens at the Bloomsbury Theatre in London on 3 September and then tours the UK extensively until 9 February 2025.

Milton Jones, hailed as the king of the one-liner, has been captivating audiences with his clever wordplay and surreal humour for years, and HA!MILTON promises to be his best show yet. His unique ability to craft punchy, memorable jokes has earned him widespread acclaim, making each of his shows a must-see event for comedy enthusiasts everywhere.

Milton Jones said: “This is not a musical. I am tone deaf and have no sense of rhythm, but at least I don’t make a song and dance about it. This is a whole new show of daftness. You know it makes sense”.

Milton Jones regularly appeared on Mock the Week (BBC2) and has also appeared on Live at the Apollo(BBC1), Michael McIntyre’s Roadshow (BBC1) and House of Games (BBC2).

Milton is currently working on his 15th series for Radio 4 and performs regularly on the BBC classic Sorry I Haven’t a Clue, including appearing on their last UK Tour.

Milton’s previous tour shows, Milton Impossible, Milton Jones is Out There, Milton Jones On The Road, each performed to over one hundred thousand people. He is a Perrier Best Newcomer winner and Best Show Nominee as well as having won two Sony Awards and received a British Comedy Award nominee. Milton is the author of Where Do Comedians Go When They die? along with 10 Second Sermon’sand Even more Concise 10 Second Sermons.

HA!MILTON UK Tour Dates

BOOK HA!MILTON TICKETS AYLESBURY – Waterside Theatre

BOOK HA!MILTON TICKETS AYLESBURY – Ramsgate (2 November 2024)

BOOK HA!MILTON TICKETS – Milton Keynes (10 January 2025)

BOOK HA!MILTON TICKETS – Folkestone (11 January 2025)

BOOK HA!MILTON TICKETS – Brighton (26 January 2025)

BOOK HA!MILTON TICKETS – Woking (2 February 2025)

BOOK HA!MILTON TICKETS – Richmond (9 February 2025)

Wednesday, 18 September 2024, Dublin, 3Olympia
Thursday, 19 September 2024, Derry, Millennium Forum
Friday, 20 September 2024, Cork, Opera House
Saturday, 21 September 2024, Galway, Leisureland
Sunday, 22 September 2024, Belfast, Waterfront Hall
Wednesday, 25 September 2024, Leicester, De Montfort Hall
Thursday, 26 September 2024, Grimsby, Auditorium
Friday, 27 September 2024, Leamington, Royal Spa Centre
Sunday, 29 September 2024, Nottingham, Royal Concert Hall
Wednesday, 2 October 2024, Buxton, Opera House
Thursday, 3 October 2024, Port Talbot, Princess Royal Theatre
Friday, 4 October 2024, Aberystwyth, Arts Centre
Saturday, 5 October 2024, Chester, Storyhouse
Sunday, 6 October 2024, Birmingham, Town Hall
Wednesday, 9 October 2024, High Wycombe, Swan Theatre

Thursday, 10 October 2024, Aylesbury, Waterside Theatre – BOOK HA!MILTON TICKETS AYLESBURY – Waterside Theatre

Friday, 11 October 2024, Hereford, Courtyard
Saturday, 12 October 2024, Treorchy, Park and Dare
Sunday, 13 October 2024, Cardiff, New Theatre
Wednesday, 16 October 2024, Barnstaple, Queen’s Theatre
Thursday, 17 October 2024, Southampton, Central Hall
Friday, 18 October 2024, Aldershot, Princes Hall
Saturday, 19 October 2024, Coventry, Warwick Arts Centre
Sunday, 20 October 2024, Cheltenham, Everyman
Wednesday, 23 October 2024, Exeter, Corn Exchange
Thursday, 24 October 2024 2024, Newbury, Corn Exchange
Friday, 25 October 2024, Croydon, Ashcroft Theatre
Saturday, 26 October 2024, Winchester, Theatre royal
Sunday, 27 October 2024, Exmouth, Pavilion
Wednesday, 30 October 2024, Ipswich, Corn Exchange
Thursday, 31 October 2024, Cambridge, Corn Exchange
Friday, 1 November 2024, Dorking, Dorking Halls
Saturday, 2 November 2024, Ramsgate, The Granville Theatre
Sunday, 3 November 2024, Chatham, Central Theatre
Wednesday, 6 November 2024, Billingham, Forum Theatre
Thursday, 7 November 2024, Edinburgh, The Queen’s Hall
Friday, 8 November 2024, Aberdeen, Music Hall
Saturday, 9 November 2024, Glasgow, Pavilion Theatre
Sunday, 10 November 2024, Dundee, Whitehall Theatre
Thursday, 14 November 2024, Norwich, Epic Studios
Friday, 15 November 2024, Reading, The Hexagon
Sunday, 17 November 2024, Blackburn, King George’s Hall
Wednesday, 20 November 2024, Middlesbrough, Town Hall
Thursday, 21 November 2024, Sunderland, Fires Station
Friday, 22 November 2024, Newark, Palace Theatre
Saturday, 23 November 2024, Newcastle, o2 City Hall
Sunday, 24 November 2024, Kendal, Leisure Centre
Wednesday, 27 November 2024, Bedford, Corn Exchange
Thursday, 28 November 2024, Blackwood, Miners’ Institute
Friday, 29 November 2024, Farnham, Maltings
Sunday, 1 December 2024, Guildford, G Live
Wednesday, 4 December 2024, Sheffield, City Hall
Thursday, 5 December 2024, Lancaster, Grand
Friday, 6 December 2024, Crewe, Lyceum Theatre
Saturday, 7 December 2024, Stourbridge, Town Hall
Sunday, 8 December 2024, Ilkley, King’s Hall
Wednesday, 11 December 2024, Bristol, Beacon
Thursday, 12 December 2024, Frome, Cheese and Grain
Friday, 13 December 2024, Bridport, Electric Palace
Saturday, 14 December 2024 Plymouth, University Hall
Sunday, 15 December 2024, Taunton, Wellsprings

10 January 2025, Milton Keynes, Milton Keynes Theatre
11 January 2025, Folkestone, Leas Cliff Hall, Folkestone
26 January 2025, Brighton, Theatre Royal Brighton
2 February 2025, Woking, New Victoria Theatre
9 February 2025, Richmond, Richmond Theatre

Updated 18 September 2024: Additional tour dates for 2025 including Milton Keynes,Folkestone,Brighton, Woking and Richmond (London).

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Main photo: HA!MILTON JONES

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